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[ hah! ]

How did you manage that?

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i asked and she said yes
that so hard to believe?

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Not at all, if that's all you did

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yeah she wanted some protection after big bad vampire got all over the net

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Is she worth protecting?

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i dunno i wanted to get laid

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[ there it is ]

At least you're honest

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c'mon when am i not honest?

[literally all of the time but, details.]

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[ yeah she's not answering that ]

So when is this happening?

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tomorrow?

wow let's pretend i'm not a total flop

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Works for me. I'm penciling it in

[ literally, she's writing it down in her calendar ]

i cant tell time. 🎀?

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see ya then thresh

🎀

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